10 nonsense rules you have to follow if you are (one day) admitted to Hogwarts

You've just received your Hogwarts acceptance letter, delivered by owl, sealed with the official Hogwarts crest. The excitement is real! You’re dreaming of Butterbeer, Quidditch matches, and picking out your very own wand at Ollivanders. But before you hop aboard the Hogwarts Express, there’s one important thing to remember: Hogwarts has rules.

Sure, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, and Hermione Granger weren’t exactly known for following them. But trust us, knowing these Hogwarts rules ahead of time will keep you from earning too many Howlers or detention in the Forbidden Forest.

From curfews to Quidditch chaos, here are 10 of the wildest, most magical, and sometimes completely bizarre rules at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry that every witch or wizard should know.

10. ALWAYS RESPECT THE CURFEW

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At Hogwarts, students are expected to be in their dormitories by a set time. Sounds normal, right? But here’s the catch: you’re not just restricted from going outside, you can’t even roam the castle at night. Need a snack from the kitchens or forgot your Potions textbook in the library? Too bad...

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9. HOUSES MUST STICK TO THEIR OWN COMMON ROOMS

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In addition to respecting curfew, it is further implied that students cannot visit or enter the dormitories of other houses. The moment they first get sorted into a house, students from each house learn a secret method of entering their respective dormitories (Hufflepuff pride, anyone?). Students are also forbidden from sharing the method of entry with any student outside of their house.

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8. BOYS CAN’T ENTER THE GIRL’S DORMITORY

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Like a lot of boarding schools, if not all of them, dormitories are separated by gender. Girls had one dormitory off the common room, boys had another, and they were restricted to sleeping there. Okay, makes sense — they’re teenagers, they don’t need to be sleeping in the same room.

But the weird thing about this one was that boys were totally not allowed in the girls' dormitory, but the girls were allowed in the boys’. In Gryffindor Tower, the stairs to the girls' dormitory magically repel boys, but girls can visit the boys’ dorm with no magical interference. Hermione pointed this out as an old-fashioned rule, and she was right. Hogwarts clearly trusts girls more than boys (and has some equally old-fashioned views about same-sex relationships).

 

7. AND TEACHERS CAN’T GET PAST THE PASSWORDS

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Each of the students is required to give a password (or answer a riddle) to get into their House dorms… which makes sense, if you buy into the idea that no one from another House should be able to enter. But even the teachers seem to have to know the passwords and answers, as was revealed when Professor McGonagall had to answer the Ravenclaw riddle to get in, and we learned that the Carrows were incapable of doing so without help. This might make sense for privacy… but it could also be risky if a student is in trouble and needs immediate help!

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6. HOUSE QUIDDITCH TRYOUTS ARE TOTALLY CONFUSING

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Each of the Houses has their own Quidditch team, and they compete each year… but the team members and the process for tryouts seems to make no sense. For most of the Harry Potter series, it seems that there simply are no tryouts – Harry never has to try out (although McGonagall does vouch for him), but when he becomes Captain, it is stated that every player has to go through tryouts, every year. Another plot hole, probably, otherwise the rules for the House Teams changed halfway through Harry’s schooling and no one mentioned anything about it!

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5. IF THE STAIRCASES MOVE AND YOU’RE LATE TO CLASS … IT’S YOUR FAULT

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One thing that must be incredibly annoying about Hogwarts is the staircases. The 140 sets of staircases at Hogwarts move of their own accord and have no schedule— they’ve even been known to move when students are literally standing on them. You can see how this would pose a bit of a problem. With that said, classes are on a strict fixed schedule and students aren’t allowed to be late. How does that work for getting to class on time? Do they just need to allow an hour to walk anywhere within the castle?

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4. THE RESTRICTED SECTION IS ONLY FOR THE BRAVE... OR VERY CURIOUS

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Knowledge is power. The Hogwarts library contains a ton of books and most of them are open access to the students, but there is one section that requires a permission slip, and it’s called the restricted section. This section is filled with books on dark magic and dangerous spells. You need a professor’s permission to enter, but it still seems risky to keep those books in a school full of curious kids.

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3. DON’T ENTER THE FORBIDDEN FOREST (UNLESS YOU HAVE DETENTION THERE)

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The Forbidden Forest rule is one that, again, seems sensible at first glance. Students aren’t allowed to enter the forest because it’s dangerous and full of creatures like centaurs, werewolves, giant spiders, and worse. But why is this forest allowed to exist in the first place right by the school? If it’s full of evil creatures, wouldn’t it be a good idea to have a school for children somewhere else?

And of course, this rule goes out the window when students are given detention there. For some reason, an appropriate punishment is taking troublemakers into the depths of the forest to help teachers or groundskeepers with certain tasks. 

Remember when Harry and Draco were sent into the forest as punishment? Who thought that was a good idea?

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2. STUDENTS WHO CAN TURN INTO ANIMALS MUST REGISTER WITH THE MINISTRY

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Animagi are really special beings in the wizarding world and it’s not technically forbidden for a student to become one. It’s a long, arduous process that not many people can go through or have the skill to see through, but it means that a witch or wizard can turn into an animal at the end of it. So, for example, the Marauders, Minerva McGonagall, and Rita Skeeter all had the ability to turn into an animal whenever they wanted. The only rule is that they must register it with the Ministry. Seems like a bit of an invasion of privacy though, and of course, not everyone did…


1. BOYS AND GIRLS CANNOT BE WITHIN 8 INCHES OF EACH OTHER... AND SOME OTHER CRAZY EDUCATIONAL DECREES

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But of course, the craziest rules ever introduced at Hogwarts were the ones that were created by Dolores Umbridge. When she was hired as a professor and given special powers by the Ministry, she introduced a number of ridiculous rules — like not allowing literature by what she deemed as half-breeds, disbanding all student organizations, and not allowing boys and girls to be within eight inches of each other.

Yeah. Umbridge really takes the cake when it comes to crazy school rules. Luckily, those didn't even last a year before she was removed from the school, but they must have been a pain to follow while they existed

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FINAL THOUGHTS: RULES ARE MEANT TO BE BENT (SOMETIMES)

Whether you're a rule-follower like Hermione or a mischief-maker like the Weasley twins, knowing the Hogwarts rulebook is part of the magic. From secret passwords to Quidditch chaos, every student carves their own path through the halls of Hogwarts — and maybe, just maybe, breaks a few rules along the way.

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